GET IN THE FLASK!

[pepperminttears]

...got caught drinking on the job again.

I'm suspended from work [again!] for the next 4 days! are they retarded? it's the weekend, and not just any weekend, it's New Year's Eve on Sunday night! by suspending me this particular weekend, I think The Sheraton is encouraging me to drink, yes?

When will they learn?

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[glimmerz]

Oh Christ, Michelle! not again! what the hell is wrong with you!?

Still Better Than the Guys She Meets on eHarmony

[glimmerz]

Chick #1: Oh, look! That guy totally just whistled at you.
Chick #2: Uh, that's a hobo.
Chick #1: God, you're so judgmental. I bet he's just a free spirit.
Hobo: [Twitches and screams unintelligibly.]