I... okay, you know, I started this as just a way to be happy and squeeful with you and disbelieving of the UTTER RIDICULOUS STUPIDITY OF GUY, but I my eyes are tearing up, just a little. OH, GUY. You are definitely one of the least emotionally-intelligent characters I've ever loved.
Yeah, I think they decided that, since everyone was leaving, "FUCK EVERYTHING! EVERYONE DIES!". :) But Guy had to die, either way. It was a kid's show, so they couldn't let Marian's murderer live.
Dammit, Guy, how is your bad luck so powerful as to create such a tragedy?! That tumblr sequence (and this last entry, ngl) had me tearing up.
(I dunno, maybe they're actually still alive. I mean just because you saw Guy get stabbed and die doesn't mean that he's actually dead. And maybe all Robin really needed was a good lie down after such an exhausting fight to metabolize that poison more efficiently. Maybe Guy and Robin are off somewhere else freeing peasants from tyrannous sheriffs. With Meg & Marian. Who also aren't dead because if the Sheriff can survive, anything is fair game in my book.)
And of course, after Guy woke up from his faint, he crawled out from Nottingham Castle before it blew up. *nods* Anything is possible! I certainly don't trust Robin's ability to tell when someone is dead - he thought Marian was dead at the end of season 1, until Allan pointed out that she was still breathing.
And Robin was barely grazed with that dagger, and it bled quite freely, so I doubt he got much poison in his system. The whole thing with Marian coming to greet him was just a hallucination. And the outlaws carried him into Sherwood on a stretcher with a bunch of lilies (!) on his chest, but that's just because they're not very good at telling when someone is dead, either. All except for Allan, and he's dead. He'd definitely dead, because they had a funeral pyre for him.
Unfortunately, Allan had to die because otherwise someone would know when people weren't dead and that would ruin the dramatic effect. But see, now that Allan is legitimately dead, the rest of the cast is free to be fake-dead to their hearts' content because nobody can tell the difference.
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THERE I SAID IT.
*sniffles*
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(Dammit, Guy... why did you have to go and get yourself killed?!)
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(I dunno, maybe they're actually still alive. I mean just because you saw Guy get stabbed and die doesn't mean that he's actually dead. And maybe all Robin really needed was a good lie down after such an exhausting fight to metabolize that poison more efficiently. Maybe Guy and Robin are off somewhere else freeing peasants from tyrannous sheriffs. With Meg & Marian. Who also aren't dead because if the Sheriff can survive, anything is fair game in my book.)
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And Robin was barely grazed with that dagger, and it bled quite freely, so I doubt he got much poison in his system. The whole thing with Marian coming to greet him was just a hallucination. And the outlaws carried him into Sherwood on a stretcher with a bunch of lilies (!) on his chest, but that's just because they're not very good at telling when someone is dead, either. All except for Allan, and he's dead. He'd definitely dead, because they had a funeral pyre for him.
Poor Allan.
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ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
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