Fic: (Rarely) Pure And (Never) Simple (Sam/Jack, PG-13)

[pepper_field]

Title: (Rarely) Pure And (Never) Simple
Author: Pepper
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1410
Featured Character(s): Sam, Jack
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: This wasn't a situation she'd ever expected to relive.
A/N: Written for dayofindulgence. Thanks to holdouttrout, who looked this over and said I ought to add this warning: "Do not read at work. No. Just don't. You'll thank me later

Comments

[stargazercmc]

Um...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *takes breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[pepper_field]

Hee! Glad it hit the spot. *g*

[meoinya]

I do believe its Jack that will be hitting the spot . . LOL!

[gabolange]

*dies laughing*

Just . . . oh . . . the weirdest alien experience ever! But they recapture the moment, so it works out in the end. :) *giggles*

[pepper_field]

Hee! Well, what with the rapid-ageing alien STDs, and the unexpected marriages, and so on - it could've been worse. *g*

Thank you! *crosses another cliche off the list*

[a_loquita]

"Jack O'Neill," she declared dramatically, "I've been saving myself for you!"

HAHAHAHA!

[pepper_field]

Hee! How to terrify a man in one easy stage. *g*

[ziparumpazoo]

bwahahah! Awsome. This was the best thing to wake up to today.:D

[pepper_field]

Hee, thank you! It amused me to write, too. *g*

[holdouttrout]

aiming for Gone With The Wind but suspecting she was hitting Days Of Our Lives.

That still makes me nearly cry with laughter. Oh, god.

Best Sam-is-a-virgin fic EVER.

[pepper_field]

Heh, thank you! I'm glad I kept the "throbbingly" - really, if they're talking Days Of Our Lives style, it was very fitting. *g*