{VOICE POST}

[peoplesprincess]

[Things have quieted down somewhat (FOR THE MOMENT), but when she speaks her tone is still clipped and on edge]

All right.

Someone. Explain.

Comments

[last5secondswin]

Everyone is weirding out about these zombie guys. They're not so bad, so I don't get it.

[last5secondswin]

How do you know? They're dead bodies that like to eat brains. What's the difference?

[peoplesprincess]

These ones can't be distracted.

[last5secondswin]

Have you tried offering them some tasty treats?

she only did it after she saw his entry, but she won't get into that

[peoplesprincess]

Of course; I tried everything.

Hah-hah, that's got to be a new low. Taking cues from Kinnikuman.

[last5secondswin]

You probably did it wrong. Did you throw it at them or something?

trufax

[peoplesprincess]

It's none of your business what I did. It didn't work.

[last5secondswin]

Well, it worked when I did it. I'm just trying to help.

[peoplesprincess]

Well, you're not.

[last5secondswin]

Well, if you weren't being such a jerk, maybe I would be.

[peoplesprincess]

Right; I'm the one at fault here.

[last5secondswin]

Oh, so you DO understand. See, it's not so bad to admit when you're wrong.

[peoplesprincess]

Sarcasm. I'm never wrong.

...I think this is the crackiest thing I've ever typed so far.

[last5secondswin]

Well, if you can't even get zombies to be nice, you're doing something wrong.

I have to use this somewhere

[peoplesprincess]

They're zombies.

[last5secondswin]

Yeah? So?