Oh, wait, I remember now.

The entire professional sports industry is just a way of tricking people into wathing hours and hours of commercials.

For jewelers like Kay, reverse-jewelers like Cash4Gold, for sugar water and watery beer, and for boner pills.

I don't care if I have money on the game, I think I'll play some Wii.

BEEP! Hi, Nick's phone. Nick doesn't have AT&T, and therefore has no bars in some crucial location he ended up in. So he won't get your call with the crucial information that you could have given him in person a week ago, so it looks like we'll undergo some horrible consequence, such as death or imprisonment, as a result of missing your call. ( Read more... )

I'd like to fry my own chicken.

Alton Brown says I should carve my own, but I think the first time out I'll let the butcher do it. Everything else I'll do according to his plan.

Fry Hard 2: The Chicken (Fried).

George Carlin once said that watching golf on TV was like watching flies fuck. I don't know what he was going for with that metaphor, but it's probably the most relaxing thing on TV, or would be if not for the commercials. And when golf is on network TV, I know my grandparents aren't watching Fox News, the least relaxing thing on TV ( Read more... )

Monty Python has an official YouTube channel, following the lead of the Royal Family. Both of them have better-designed themes than Rick Astley's.

So I give you the opportunity to take a break and watch the superhero adventure, Bicycle Repair ManAnd for those of you who have already seen that one a few dozen times, here's a slightly rarer one, ( Read more... )

I just saw a commercial for Plan B, the emergency contraceptive ( Read more... )

OK, now, I was amazed at Seth Green's career before.

I first noticed him as Scott Evil, and saw him in some other pretty good movies. I like a good civilian race movie, so I liked Rat Race. I love a good heist movie, so I loved The Italian Job. So I figure, hey, a good character actor is living up to his potential, to the point where I know his ( Read more... )

There's been a little buzz about CNN guests that appeared "via hologram", using 35 high definition cameras, a bunch of computers and camera tracking software, and the end result had a low frame rate and a thick blue fringe. I imagine it's supposed to be less distracting than the typical split-screen. I'm not quite sold yet, having only seen the ( Read more... )

My one complaint about this election? Not surreal enough. We need middle-aged actors reprising their roles as teenagers.

Twelve more days of this. My brain will melt out my ears.

This is the age of fan service.

Hiro vs the African is the highlight of the entire series.