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[pensivecabby]

For the second time in my life, an act of mistaken identity has affected my perception. On X-Factor tonight, the British version of American Idol, Barry Manilow is special guest artist. I was thinking Barry White, and got disappointed by the smaller, whiter, much less sexier Barry performing on the show. Oh well. Cockballs. My friend Zoe will be

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[hiimkera]

Wouldn't it have been cool if it was Betty White?

[thewetuski]

your life is an episode of Fresh Prince

[steviewicks]

I bet you'll hold it against Manilow too. I had a similar experience as a kid when I tried to watch Running Man starring Arnold Schwarchawhatta and instead got Rain Man starrin Tom Cruise. I was so upset I recorded over it and haven't seen it to this day...

[elcara]

Umm, what is wrong with you? Barry Manilow is sooo hot! No? Ok, apparently not...