Hey will you read it ( Read more... )

If you'd like me to keep writing, please leave me an anonymous message (no signature required at least) and let me know.

My pool of inspiration is running dry.

The Dr. Phil Plot Generator ( Read more... )

Ever wonder what the typical morning for a coffee guy is like? I free-wrote this awhile back after a saturday at the 'bucks (here it is, typos and all). Hope you like it ( Read more... )

I think the word 'stay' is the most powerful word in the english language, for good or evil. What do you think?

Chairman Kaga wishes you a happy new year (inverted too).

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I have invented a new sport. Hanger-styling. Xtreme-hanger-styling I dare say. Oooh Xtreme...

So what's hanger-styling you ask? How can I be one of the cool kids? Well sit down ye sheep and I'll show you how to join the flock of awesome ( Read more... )

The world is mine.

Everyday it just gets grayer and grayer. You wake up one day and go 'I'm not coming to work.' Your boss goes 'Why not, are ya sick?' You go 'No, its too Gray. I don't know if it's dawn or dusk. I don't even know why the sun bothers to come up.' Then you wake up, and it's the grayest day you've ever seen, and then the next day, it's even GRAYER ( Read more... )

This shootout goal right here is one of the moments which make me love hockey so much. A circus shot, but a beautiful deke.


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My personal barista recipes for the holiday season, because starbucks fails at it themselves. Take these recipes on your next trip there.

(sections are divided by tall/grande/venti sized portions, and listed in order)
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Raspberry Marble Mocha
(note: white chocolate and mocha mix great for marble hot chocolate, mocha, or frappe)
This is way ( Read more... )