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[pennygreeneyes]

Camp staff worker admits to brutal slaughter of children
Nicasio, CA

An unrepentant camp counselor admitted freely to the brutal murder and mutilation of two innocent children today, gazing over the scene of the crime with glazed eyes and a calm smile.

The children, both squeaky-voiced and of medium-small size, were not actually enrolled in the camp

Comments

[oakwitch]

Un-enrolled children were showing up? Ick!

[the_fairy]

hahahah oh lord.

Bahahahah,

[chonkface]

Goddammit Beans, I love you and your smoldering rage.

[captain_ethel]

Oh Kitty, how I love you. This is hilarious, and just think: only two more days now!