And if you could put dumb in a shotglass...

[pennyfeather]

Quotes of the Week:

Ryle: Wanna play a little one-on-one?
Me: Uh... No. I don't like basketball.
Ryle: Me neither.
Me: ... Because of, uh, a childhood fear of breaking my fingers.
Ryle: Yeah, I've broken a few. Guess that makes you and I real compatibleMe: I HAVE TO GO

Comments

[fetalover1000]

WHAT? Melanie Johnson are you becoming an optimist?! Now what will I have to base my existance off of...

But in all seriousness, congrats on an awesome spring break and finding such good deals on that make-up, lucky! Are the Albertson's over there going out of business? Because when I visited Jeremy over the summer all the ones in Northern California were, :( It makes me a little sad though, I always thought of Albertson's as my store...

And also, kudos on the date. I'll be interested to see where it goes ;)*poke poke nudge nudge* eh? eh?

[natfenn]

Melanie if you become an optimist I swear to God I will kill your dog just to bring you back to the level for which we base our friendship!

Ok not really, I like Misty too much. But I'm glad things are going well for you, you definetly earned it. And as for your date, one piece of advice my grandmother who bore 19 children gave me. "On the first date if you hate him, never talk to him again. However if he turns out to be a decent guy, fuck him on the third date and on every other date until you become impregnated and trap him into loving you." Its the only way Melanie, the only way!

[anonymous]

I love Natalie and LOVE Natalie's grandmother. Anyway...

Finally, an update! But there's so much more I need to know - send me a long and detailed facebook message, ASAP, 'k thanks. I miiiiiisss you. Just saying.

Britt

[jadeymcjaderson]

*Sigh* well, I'm fairly certain the whole "optimist" thing is not going to pan out. . .do I really need to explain why? Good. Because I'm not going to. (I'm sure everything will work out just fine though. . .try your hardest to grip onto that optimism before certain "friends" beat it out of you)

Still think those guys would let me play a little one-on-one with them? Let me know. . .

GAH! I hate when you mention things and don't reveal details (it reminds me WAY too much of myself). Who is this special lady you made a special gift for? What is the special gift? Why the sudden interest in birth control? Since when have you tried to avoid racial tensions? *Sigh* it's like we don't know eachother at all.

I love you! Things are going to be great. . .I can feel it!! And besides, even if it sucks now, just think, school will be out in weeks and you can be back home in my arms ;)