OMG I WAS RIGHT.

[penny_earrings]

Check out this link:

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy makes people gay.

I KNEW IT.

Comments

[rayruz]

LYKE OMG! My brother is like totally a theatre kid; he like must've been turned gay by like the soymilk my parents gave him like when he was like a baby.

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*headWALL*

[penny_earrings]

Noooo!!! The estrogens gotz him!!!!!

:D

[ariastar]

OH NO I MUST LIKE WOMEN BECAUSE I WAS FED SOY AS A CHILD.

No, wait ... I wasn't.

I am glad that srs skientific articles back up our beautiful soy = gay revelation.

[penny_earrings]

Actually, Rutz doesn't mention female homosexuality ANYWHERE, so I'm sorry sweetie, but your gay is still unexplained. :(

Also, I love how he has no footnotes for where he's getting his info. Srs skientific articles indeed...

[ariastar]

Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that my sexuality wasn't threatening. WON'T SOMEONE EXPLAIN MY LESS-THREATENING GAY??

We should make up some footnotes for him! I can't think of anything appropriately funny enough, though.

[penny_earrings]

Maybe your gay is MORE threatening, and that is why he can't even acknowledge it!

Maybe we should footnote some of his stats with links to lolcat pictures. Possibly totally random ones. :D

[liu_xing]

Nooooo, not feminizing!

[penny_earrings]

My favorite line is the one where he says "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."

Best. List. Ever.

Also, what is sexual confusion? Like, you mean to be making out with someone but you run into a wall instead?

[liu_xing]

Heey, watch it. I like walls.

[penny_earrings]

No disrespect meant. Just speaking out of, er, confusion. :D