The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad

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Who says a toad can't have memoirs?  Here are the topsy-turvy tales of Trevor the Toad, Neville Longbottom's suave but loyal pet and a key behind-the-scenes player (in more sense than one) in Harry Potter's ongoing struggle against You-Know-Who.

Chapter 1: In the Fishbowl

In the Fishbowl
Out of the Mouths of Babes

Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

Great Expectations
Lush
The Toad and His Boy
Stinky Pockets
Toad Licking

Chapter 3: All Aboard the Hogwarts Express

A Veritable Hotbed of Romance and Passion
Bertie Botts
A Cunning Toad
The Potions Nutter
A Touch of Gas

Chapter 4: King of the Castle

On the Make
Birthday Cake
Flying Lessons
A Weighty Matter
Other People's Pets

Chapter 5: Evil Bad Things

A Monstrous Thing

Chapter 6: Growing Pains

Pocket Pirate
Semper Paratus
A Dish Best Served Toad

Chapter 7: Something Squishy This Way Comes

Splish-Splash
Wildly Inappropriate