what the fucking fuck vf?

[pen_of_jen]

what in the fuck is going on in this picture? is he headbutting her uterus? *does not compute*

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[gayalithiel]

He's not wearing a shirt because he's the guy who plays James and so, by definition, the hottest guy in the picture. He needs no shirt. Also, the other guys want to touch him, I think. Yes, that's it!

[pen_of_jen]

dude... that's totally not james... it's emmett... but i agree that he needs no shirt and all the other boys want to touch him... for sure. your boy has his hand in front of his face, but um... here's a hot shot of him from the same photo shoot:

[gayalithiel]

Wow, you are so right! I was thrown off by the blond hair and the shirtlessness. And yes, very hot!

[pen_of_jen]

dude. do not worry about it. i was so not attracted to emmett in the movie, yet in real life i think he's hot as fuck. it was the exact opposite with jasper. movie, hot as hell, real life? not so fucking much. ha ha ha ha.

[zeitgeist_10]

Maybe that's how vampires have sex... they headbutt your uterus?

I dunno.

I read the first 5 chapters of book 2 last night and I'm still sad that Edward and his pretty face left. I also watched the movie yesterday.... OMG SOOOOOO BAD. I almost feel sorry for the actors for being in such a melodramatic and cheese-filled movie. The soundtrack of angsty music ALL THE TIME drove me nuts.

[pen_of_jen]

ha ha ha ha ha. you know, we wouldn't know if that is the way they have sex...

BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS FUCKING SKIMS OVER IT!!!!!!

also? i know, right? like edward is the only part of the books i like (his almost rude but never really rude gentleman snark?) just stick with it. the ONLY scene i loved in all the books is in the middle of the third one? maybe... i don't know. anyway... yeah. LAUGHABLE.

[zeitgeist_10]

She needs to do like JK Rowling did and write a version for adults. A longer, sexier version (even though Harry Potter didn't have any sexxins, she at least made them more graphic, I'm guessing). Because seriously, nothing beats hot vampire sex. (It's a not-so-secret kink of mine. lol.)I'm severely disappointed at the lack of it.

Edward grew on me too. Movie!Bella got on my fucking nerves like no other. Even more than book!Bella. Movie!Edward just made book!Edward that much more yummy just because of the hotness. I'm keeping with them, because my friend is like "Are you reading them? Read!!! NAO!!! DO EEET!" But I'm so grateful she still has a sense of humor about the books/movie too.

[pen_of_jen]

um, i know nothing about the actress, but the character (bella) is annoying as fuck. so if she is half as bad as bella? she was cast correctly.

[pen_of_jen]

not at all; it's cool. just be prepared, i post a lot of flocked entries about me... all the fic is unlocked. =D

also, thanks! i'm working on the next chapter of the anderblake now.

i'll add you back, once you've added me.