And I am what I am what I am what I am, a train wreck. That I am. And I am what I am what I am...

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HI. So - we are officially in COLORADO~ (and the 303 area code; which is totally cool, if you happen to like 3OH!3 ^_^!!) Denver, actually. In another hotel...I only get internet in hotels, obviously. So, most of these travel posts are all hotel posts.

Anyway, not a ton happened today - we just drove (shocker there). Through Nebraska...dude, have

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[ichyby]

corn coorn
wiscornsin is better than cornarado.

ugh.

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lol oh wow.
cornarado doesn't actually have that much corn. disappointing.
so what do you call nebraska then? neb...cornska....no never mind. fail. epic fail. echeque epique.

[ichyby]

Necornka?
Dun know.

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sniff sniff. Epic fail.

x_x

so how's the almost-eastern shore, jeßica? say hi to all the eels you're sure to see for me. <3

Just Corn

[doodle_20]

Whoah, just corn? That's incredible.

The only things I wave wondered about corn fields: How do they water them?

If they had a truck, wouldn't the truck run over some of the plants? If they had a giant hose, would they have to walk around the field with it? Corn must be watered! Right?

This is the question that haunts me. About corn, at least.

Cornabama, Cornlaska, Aricorna, Arcornsas, Calicornia, Cornorado, Cornecticut!

Cornaware, Cornida, Corngia, Cornwaii, Idahcorn, Illicornis, Indicornia!

Cornowa, Cornsas, Corntucky, Louisicorna, Maine-Corn (ahahaha!), Cornyland (even better[!]), Massacornsetts, Michicorn...

Minnicornta, Misscornsippi, Misscorni, Corntana, Cornbraska.....Cornvada

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ohohoh i think i actually know this - they have these like...huge...rolling...water sprayer things. i dont know what they're called, but we saw one when we were driving.
i think being a corn farmer would be a lot of work...

DUDE. DUDE. props to you nessa - omg. that is the most impressive thing i've seen all day.
united states of corn...lol. *claps*

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[doodle_20]

Oh! Does it look like this? : http://inlinethumb25.webshots.com/39704/2860708350071954817S600x600Q85.jpg

I just happened to run into this picture on the internet, by searching "huge corn water sprayer" on Google. Hmm, I thought they wouldnt have to run over the corn, but I guess they do!

Thank you thank you. And thanks to a list of all the states, and the song "Fifty Nifty United States!" In some parts it doesn't really work to sing along, because of the surplus of syllables! And your tongue must get used to saying "corn" many times. :)

Re: Just Corn

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lol yes. it looks exactly like that, haha.

dude. im just impressed that you can work "corn" into that many words in one sitting. dannng. :P