Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.

[pelvicqueen]

According to CNN, abstinence-till-marriage sex ed programs apparently don't work. Geez, all they had to do was look at EMU's still-standing water tower to realize that. Ain't no virgins graduating from that school.

Nice to see our tax dollars working. I guess the next step in the fight to keep people from having S-E-X is to fit every child with a

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[lysanderfound]

you are the definition of class ;)

[pelvicqueen]

Dare I ask which one?

[editored]

I really want to see Jesus Camp!

Abstinence-only education should take its lesson from Prohibition. Curiosity is stronger than and often enhanced by warnings not to do something. Remember that episode of Ren & Stimpy when they're in space, and Stimpy's not supposed to push the red button? The big red button? The shiny, red button? The round, shiny, candy-like button?

Ain't no pamphlet gonna shut off a pituitary gland.

PS. Have Adrienne tell you about that one time I threw a box of granola bars at a Rite Aid clerk.

[pelvicqueen]

There's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere regarding the "big red button." Alas, I am tired and cannot think as quickly as usual.

I'm leaving this one open for anyone who can get to it.

That's what she said.

ah, there it is...

[anonymous]

Did you hear what I said Denver? Or shall I turn it up for you?