You're all so boring.

[_bessie_]

Where is everybody

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[tell_oconnor]

Oh my god, you're right! How could this possibly happen on our watch? We must rectify the situation immediately.

[adam_donovan]

And I'm terribly sorry - I admit a gross amount of responsibility for this ghastly situation.

We can't let Timmy continue with this keep-everyone-as-boring-as-he-is thing he's got going at the moment.

So, the board is open for suggestions!

...

Anytime now ...

[zach_wallace]

"Where is everybody?"
Well, I've been pretty busy down in the labs, and on missions... so you know, I'm off being productive. Obviously something has to be done about that.

Oh and, well, Elise has had me spying for her!

... But, um, you didn't hear that from me. Actually, better yet, you didn't hear that all.

[_bessie_]

Quite clearly. We can't have you being so productive, it leaves less time for fun!

...she has? On who? (and yes, right after this conversation, I promise, I did not hear that at all)

[zach_wallace]

And I'm all about getting my fun time in. Well, so long as it doesn't, you know, interfere with my sleeping time. But other than that, I'm quite prepared to make sacrifices in productivity.

Um. ... We sure this isn't going to get leaked out to the masses? 'Cause I really enjoy living and the snickerdoodles she's been baking me in return for the info on this guy are really good too and I don't want either of those things to be stopped by my telling.

[_bessie_]

Ah, yes, the all-important sleeping time. I wouldn't imagine you would let anything interfere with that.

Honestly, Zach, what do you think of me? Why would I ever want to get you into any trouble, let alone do something that would disadvantage Elise?

...it's Major Stackhouse, isn't it?

[tell_oconnor]

Incidentally, since when did "bored" and "appalled" rhyme?

[_bessie_]

Hear me say it, Tell, and then you'll know what I mean.