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[So after this beautiful moment in their relationship, Tim decided that what he really needed was to research why people occasionally feel the need to drown their sorrows. Tim is a very good researcher
He is also very drunk.
Dick seriously you should not have left him to his own devices.]
Am I, I mean am I weird for thinking that, you know, that when you sleep with someone it means you really love them? I don't know, maybe it's really old fashioned, or, I don't know just old, but that's how I feel about it, and I guess I don't know why anyone would want to be close like that with someone if you didn't.
And you know what? It's like, it's like - [YOU CAN SO SEE THE LIGHTBULB TURNING ON OVER HIS HEAD] it's like making love is a doorway. But it's a one-way trip, because you step through and you can't go back, and it's not a step you take if you don't love someone. Right? Isn't it?
I mean am I totally and completely out of date here? I just think that--
[It's at this point that there is some serious pounding on his door, and Tim looks up.]
Tim, open the door! [Yep, that's definitely Dick yelling. And then pausing.] You come up with the worst metaphors!
[Barge, this is Tim's stubborn face. He's kind of forgotten that the device is still on.] No! I said I was fine, go back to your, you know, your place!
Tim, seriously, open the door right now before you embarrass yourself. [A beat.] I mean, more than you already managed to. [And after realizing that this is still broadcasting:] Put the comm down!
[Instead of following sensible advice, however, Tim is picking up his device and trying to drag a chair over to barricade the door. Movement seems quite wobbly.] I just want to say what I'm thinking, and I'm thinking that sex is a very loving doorway! There's nothing wrong with my metaphors.
((OOC: This would be Tim recycling a speech from when he was fifteen. Please mock him mercilessly. Obviously, blue speech is Dick's!))
He is also very drunk.
Dick seriously you should not have left him to his own devices.]
Am I, I mean am I weird for thinking that, you know, that when you sleep with someone it means you really love them? I don't know, maybe it's really old fashioned, or, I don't know just old, but that's how I feel about it, and I guess I don't know why anyone would want to be close like that with someone if you didn't.
And you know what? It's like, it's like - [YOU CAN SO SEE THE LIGHTBULB TURNING ON OVER HIS HEAD] it's like making love is a doorway. But it's a one-way trip, because you step through and you can't go back, and it's not a step you take if you don't love someone. Right? Isn't it?
I mean am I totally and completely out of date here? I just think that--
[It's at this point that there is some serious pounding on his door, and Tim looks up.]
Tim, open the door! [Yep, that's definitely Dick yelling. And then pausing.] You come up with the worst metaphors!
[Barge, this is Tim's stubborn face. He's kind of forgotten that the device is still on.] No! I said I was fine, go back to your, you know, your place!
Tim, seriously, open the door right now before you embarrass yourself. [A beat.] I mean, more than you already managed to. [And after realizing that this is still broadcasting:] Put the comm down!
[Instead of following sensible advice, however, Tim is picking up his device and trying to drag a chair over to barricade the door. Movement seems quite wobbly.] I just want to say what I'm thinking, and I'm thinking that sex is a very loving doorway! There's nothing wrong with my metaphors.
((OOC: This would be Tim recycling a speech from when he was fifteen. Please mock him mercilessly. Obviously, blue speech is Dick's!))
