I don't think I'm supposed to be here...

[peeja]

Got myself all psyched up to go to the gym today. I’ve never made it there before. I get to the treadmill.

Suddenly I’m on the bridge of the Enterprise.

What the hell are all these freaking buttons for? Rather than mess around with them like I would do with most things, and seeing no simple way to make it act like what I think of as a

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[sonoflaw]

With the treadmill, if you push start enough times, it'll just auto start, then you can adjust the height and speed as you wish, that's the easiest way through it, I can go with you some time if you want, and also your girlfriend SHOULD know an awful lot about the facilities...

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[pinkeyed]

Heh, it took me a minute to get the Enterprise comparison, but it was worth it.
Anyway, fuck treadmills. Go swimming, or--MUCH better yet--play foursquare!

[belleiseult]

As a star trek fan, I would just like to say the Enterprise command consoles are far less complicated, and you could always ask the computer how to opperate them. Humph. XD

[sonoflaw]

Not if you want to get through starfleet training without getting kicked out, Wesley Crusher was only allowed to be on the bridge because of his knowledge of those controls...though Picard hated children back then...but I digress. Night!

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