PEE-PAW VERSUS CALVIN KLEIN

[pee_paw]

PEE-PAW DONED JOINED HISSELF UP ON DAT 'MYSPACE' THINGAMAJIG, SEEIN AS HE DONE BEEN KICKED OUTTA EVREE CHAT ROOM DEY IS. THEM SUTHIRN BAPTISTS SHORE DON'T LIKE FELLIRS PUTTIN PITURES O THEIR TACKLEBOX ON THA INNER-NET

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[welfy]

Hey Pee Paw, I'm on myspace but I don't know if there's much porn on there.

[pee_paw]

WELL DEN, DROP YER DRAWERS AN GET DAT CAMIRA REEDY!!!

[sameasiteverwas]

say, you should invite the ladies to post the pictures here. it'll save you the trouble of opening your email. wouldn't that be most kind of them?

[pee_paw]

DAMN TOOTIN!

START WIT DEM LADIES RIGHT DERE.
LESS DEY GOT THA BUTTIR FACE!

[sameasiteverwas]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

that's 2 of them. I don't think they are butterfaces.

but there must be some butter or something tasty on that titty though, otherwise why would she be doing that?

And no, i don't know which 2 asses belong to them either.

[lomake]

AH HAVE HEERD OF THET MY-SPACE HOOTENANNY! AH TOOK ME AH LITTLE LOOK-SEE DOWN THERES THAH OTHER DAY. IT SEEMD VERY SPESHUL-LIKE, ALL GUSSIED UPP WITH THAH SHINY SPARKLY DOO-DADS AN THAH FANCY-BITS! PROBLY WUNNA THEM BEAT-NIK HO-DOWNS! INSAIDA THERE, THEY ARE PROBLY A-BANGIN ON THEMS BONGOES DRUMS, SLOSHIN DOWN THAH EYETALIAN JAVA-JUICE, AN SPEECHIFYIN THAT SPOKEN WIRD FOOFERAW!!

AH MAN KIN GETS HIM PLENNY GOOD OLE DOWN-HOME, UPSTANDIN LADY-TITTIES ON THAH LIVE-JOURNAL, IFFEN HE KNOWS WHERE TAH LOOK!

[pee_paw]

PEE-PAW CANT UNNERSTAND A WORD YER SAYIN!

SPEEK ENGLISH, IDGIT!

[lomake]

i'm sorry, Mr. Pee-Paw. i was looking at the lady titties and lost my command of English.

[pee_paw]

TITTIES!

WHARE THEY AT?

[ohbutitsshiny]

PLEASE ADD ME ON MYSPACE.

hiri_coo@yahoo.com

oh how lovely it would be.

[pee_paw]

HIRI COO?
IS DAT LIKE HOOOTCHIE COO?

WHAR PITTURES OF YER BOOBIES AT!

[ohbutitsshiny]

in my journal?

[cynical5679]

you perverted old fart.

call me sometime.