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[pedosaurus]

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

I WAS CLEANING OUT MY CAR.

AND IN THE BACK SEAT.

I FOUND.

A CONDOM.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

TRISTAN SAID IT WASN'T USED.

I HOPE SO.

BECAUSE I GRABBED IT.

WITH
MY
BARE
HANDS.

OH MY GOD.

NEVER AGAIN AM I LETTING MY FRIENDS USE MY CAR WHEN I AM NOT THERE WITH THEM.

Comments

[inuvampy]

RULE NUMBER ONE:

NEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR LET ANYBODY BORROW YOUR CAR! EVER!

It was the first thing I was taught xD

[pedosaurus]

IT WASN'T SO MUCH "BORROWING" AS IT WAS TAKING MY KEYS FROM MY BAG AND SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY.

[pedosaurus]

YES. IF SOMEONE EVER SAYS, "JEREMIAH IS OUTSIDE, WE ARE GOING TO SIT IN YOUR CAR" AND TAKES YOUR KEYS FROM YOUR BAG.

KILL THEM!!

[thrift]

EWWWWWWWW. PURELL STAT, BB!

[pedosaurus]

I CERTAINLY HAVE ENOUGH HAND SANITIZER IN MY BAG.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

<3333

[whomever]

I LOL'D SO HARD.

[pedosaurus]

I'M GLAD MY WOES ARE OF GREAT AMUSEMENT TO YOU.

[whomever]

YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THERE'S A SILVER LINING.

[_rocketgoldstar]

Bitch why the fuck you lending out your car? BIG NO-NO.

This should teach you a valuable lesson!
(And it's NOT 'always use protection.')

[pedosaurus]

THE CAR WAS IN MY DRIVEWAY THE WHOLE TIME. D8