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[pedaltothemetal]

Never been one for journals but then again, never thought I'd be teaching either. Funny how things work out.I guess an introduction is in order. I am, of course, the one and only Captain Falcon, but just Captain's fine. Falcon's okay too. Either one, take your pick. I teach physics and coach the football team. Speaking of football, now would be a

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[torment_parade]

I'm trying to remember you but my memories are fuzzy thanks to my two year teaching haitus!

[pedaltothemetal]

Hey, don't worry about it. There's so many new people around here I can hardly keep everyone straight.

[chef_kawasaki]

Captain Falcon! I've heard about you around here. Your car looks amazing. But, I can't help but wonder: do you ever get speeding tickets?

[pedaltothemetal]

Hello Chef! It's nice to meet you.

Heh, speeding tickets? My reputation precedes me, I see. Come to think about it, I've probably gotten an inordinate amount of speeding tickets, but I've yet to meet a cop that drives fast enough to actually give me one.

[superflatwonder]

Hello Falcon, beep! I'm the Smash Fundamentals teacher around here. I'll be sure to keep my (rather large) key away from your vehicle! It looks mighty...expensive, beep.

[pedaltothemetal]

Honestly, Professor, you are the least of my worries when it comes to leaving my car in the faculty parking lot. Not that I don't respect the might of your key.

Smash fundamentals, huh? I'll have to sit in some time and see what these kids are made of. I'm down a star football player and I'm getting desperateIf you don't mind, of course.

[superflatwonder]

I will hold another lecture on Monday, feel free to watch, beep.

Ah yes, my key! I borrowed it from Donkey Kong, Jr. many a year ago. Ah good times, beep! ...I don't think I've returned it since.

[leadthemalong]

Psychics eh? What an...interesting way to demonstrate science. Captain Falcon huh? Reminds me of when I was captain of my spaceship. ...Sometimes I still get called Captain.

Well please to officially and properly meet you Mr. Falcon. I think saying Mr. is right here, even as a former captain it still doesn't seem as formal to address you otherwise...

[pedaltothemetal]

Sure! Physics might be a lot of math, but it's a science in its own right. At the very least, it's a good way to get science credit without dissecting formaldehyde-soaked Pokemon.

Another captain, huh? Well there's something we've got in common. And please, just Captain or Falcon is fine. I'm really not used to Mr. Falcon, and it sounds kinda weird. Anyway, thanks for the greeting. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.

[leadthemalong]

Uh huh sure thing Mr. F-erm I mean Captain. Yes it's always great to talk to people I have things in common with.

[iblistriggered]

Physics? Oh wow! I'd love to join your class, Professor!

[pedaltothemetal]

Well great! Silver, right? I'll be seeing you in class then, kiddo.

[iblistriggered]

Great! I can't wait to start!