The Fine Art of Lighting a Cigarette with a Match.

[peasmith]

Step One.  Have the cigarette in your mouth ready to go.  If you don't, by the time you've opened the pack, located and liberated a loose one, and gotten it into posish, the match will have fizzled out

Comments

[lulu8889]

Do you know how much brain space you could free up if you didn't know this? *rolls eyes*

[peasmith]

Have you any idea how much pocket space I could free up, ditto?

[lulu8889]

Oh so very much

[peasmith]

I could carry a small dog about with me, no doubt.

And then I could produce it at opportune moments and wave it at Marlowe.