[Filtered to the Victoria II//Voice]

[peasant_king]

....

I am not normally a violent man. But once I get out of here, someone WILL die.

[ooc: Delita is stuck in one of the latrine stalls, thanks to Sho's prank. Feel free to taunt and/or send aid.]

Comments

[vindic]

Oh dear! What's happened?

[peasant_king]

Someone has...trapped me in the latrines...

[peoplenpudding]

Oh, no! Don't kill anybody! I hate it when people have to die!

[peasant_king]

Then those who do not wish to die should not taunt those with swords.

[peoplenpudding]

Why are you threatening to kill people? What happened?

[peasant_king]

SOMEONE has blocked the door to the latrine, with me inside.

[karmauberalles]

Hm.

Who is this someone?

[peasant_king]

I am not sure as of yet Admiral. But I WILL find out.

[Filtered to Delita | Unhackable]

[karmauberalles]

...If it's who I think it is...

Just don't get caught, or I'll likely have to have you court-martialed.

[Filtered to vonKarma | Unhackable]

[peasant_king]

I have a strong idea as well Admiral.

And it is at this time I should say I would never consider dispensing punishment in what clearly is not my juristriction. Or that I would not do such a punishment through physical means.

[dragon_of_wei]

Sounds as if you do not possess a sense of humor...

Please try and keep your rage down to a minimum, I would hate to make the janitors clean up blood again.

[peasant_king]

I have a fine sense of humor. It is just not tickled by LATRINES.

And blood is easy enough to clean when it's fresh...

[dragon_of_wei]

Latrines? You are trapped within...I see.

You speak as if you had experience cleaning up after such violence....Good! Then you shall be left to deal with such unpleasantness once you have found your culprit.

[peasant_king]

..hn.

I find no issue with cleaning up gore.

[Filtered to Delita]

[edge_of_honor]

I have a strong suspicion who the responsible party is. Trust me, he'll be taken care of.

[Filtered to Edgeworth]

[peasant_king]

Do you now, Commander? May I ask for his or her name?

[Filtered to Delita]

[edge_of_honor]

Not yet; I want to be sure I have the right man, first. As soon as I am certain, though, you'll receive word.

[Filtered to Edgeworth]

[peasant_king]

My thanks, Sir.