Simspiration 5/25/11 Condom

[peasant007]

It's not long, but it's somewhat racy.  Come on, when you have the word "condom" what do you expect?  No actual naughty bits are mentioned though.  It's just...racy.

Comments

[mzyra]

Ah, who can't appreciate some raciness now and then? :D
You wonder if there hadn't been that last one, but then I expect they would have hooked up again sooner or later if they didn't do it then...
Such a cute (and racy :P ) couple ^_^

[peasant007]

Oh yeah, they would have hooked up again. Heck, Rhys probably would have run to the drugstore to buy more and she would have waited.

There's also the possibility that Eden would have had some in her own purse. A girl should always be prepared after all.

Not to mention they totally went without one often before they got married. She was trying to get pregnant after she graduated college.

And I suspect you're teasing me about the word "racy." :P Let's put it this way: I'm 34 and have been married for almost a decade and *I* blushed while writing this. I get giggly in the most immature manner when stuff like this comes up. I'm like a twelve year old, lol.

[mzyra]

Oh, I'm still young and mostly very innocent (and thereby more than a touch immature :P ), but I don't think I've ever used the word racy before, which may now become my word of the day ^_^

And yeah, I did think Eden might solve that problem if Rhys couldn't. What kind of romance sims would they be if they couldn't? And now I'm picturing Rhys literally sprinting to the drugstore as fast as simlishly possible :P

[peasant007]

And now I'm picturing Rhys literally sprinting to the drugstore as fast as simlishly possible :P

Which, of course, means taking the longest way possible even though the shortest path isn't blocked in any way, having problems navigating around a garbage can, and practically pissing his pants by the time he arrives at his destination, right? LOL

[silverbelle1220]

Thank you for writing something that made me smile. I love glimpses into Rhyden - and there is no way you could write a drabble about them with that prompt and not have it be slightly scandelous.

[peasant007]

I'm glad you liked it. I love writing about them even if it tends to run along the scandalous side :D

[tatdatcm]

Whooh! Racy indeed. I love how you used shorter sentences through the whole drabble. It really conveys the urgency.

[peasant007]

Thank you! That is exactly why I used the shorter sentences. I'm glad it came across the way I wanted it to :)

[rosefyre]

Nice!

[peasant007]

Thanks!

[smoothiesims]

Rhys is kind of torn between feeling sulky that it took him so long to get to Eden and feeling smug that he's the one who gets to keep her. Also, he approves of all the naughty fic he's getting :P This kind of reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, except it didn't end quite so well for Ray.

[peasant007]

You know, I always had a feeling that he would have been very smug about that fact. I can see him strutting around at the Male Romance Sim convention bragging about it.

Unfortunately for Rhys, he won't be getting too much more. The spotlight will shift to his kids and he will end up sitting in a corner covering his eyes and being all hypocritical.

[scribal_goddess]

Yeah, I can see him being all awkward when it comes to his kids getting to that age and that part of their lives. :lol: That's a universal dad thing, I guess.