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[peachesnplums]

Does anyone have any tissues? I cut myself because I'm pregnant with Renji's baby and Aizen doesn't love me anymore and my true love Shiro-chan isn't here and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

...and I don't even know how I got pregnant!

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[peachesnplums]

My pain will only truly end when I'm back with my Shiro-chan.

[needsnopants]

!! MOMO-CHAN! YOU SHOULDN'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOURSELF!! IT'S GONNA' BE OK!!

... WAIT. YOU'RE HAVING RENJI'S BABY?!

OH MY GOD

[peachesnplums]

IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE OKAY AGAIN

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[haa51]

Cry a fucking river about it.

Remember it's down the lane, not across the damn street.

[peachesnplums]

...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

...I'm not sure if I can make a river ;_;

[haa51]

Are you fucking retarded or something? Did getting knocked up ruin all your brain cells or were you born this way?

[peachesnplums]

Y-You told me to cry you a river!

[teeheescience]

Wow, does it suck to be you. Good thing I'm perfect and don't have to worry about this sort of thing.

[peachesnplums]

...YOU'RE SO LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY D8

[bowwoe]

First of all: cutting yourself will probably hurt the child.

Second of all: hysterics don't become you, Momo. So dry your tears, and we'll think of something.

[peachesnplums]

...oh it will? Okay, I'll stop.

I DON'T WANT TO HURT IT WAAAAAAA- oh, um, yeah.