Normally I would indeed Lynch you Spike but you made it up to me by saying you love me. ^_^
However, if any of those men at the bar come on to you I'm going to have to castrate them... You know how it is.
Can I just say *snort* serving drinks is hard? Please. Those Incan artefacts had to be placed just so or their magical essance would mix and the entire exhibit would explode. I tried to tell my boss but he looked at me funny. Luckily I was put in charge though.
'Course I love you, you big froofy git. I might call you names sometimes and stuff, but I love the bones of ya. This is doing nothing for my reputation, you bloody ponce.
Explode? Bugger, I hope you were careful! If anything had happened to you...
Okay, from the heart 'cos I'm feeling vulnerable, but I couldn't lose you, Luv. Not now when I've come to love you...and there is no way I would ever be tempted to be unfaithful to you with the guys in the bar.
Wassamatter with me? I'm suddenly all soft (well, not all soft!)and sentimental and it's all your fault, poof!
As for you and my arse? We'll see... I'll be a good boy and do the laundry. Properly. Promise.
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However, if any of those men at the bar come on to you I'm going to have to castrate them... You know how it is.
Can I just say *snort* serving drinks is hard? Please. Those Incan artefacts had to be placed just so or their magical essance would mix and the entire exhibit would explode. I tried to tell my boss but he looked at me funny. Luckily I was put in charge though.
As for you and my arse? We'll see...
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Explode? Bugger, I hope you were careful! If anything had happened to you...
Okay, from the heart 'cos I'm feeling vulnerable, but I couldn't lose you, Luv. Not now when I've come to love you...and there is no way I would ever be tempted to be unfaithful to you with the guys in the bar.
Wassamatter with me? I'm suddenly all soft (well, not all soft!)and sentimental and it's all your fault, poof!
As for you and my arse? We'll see...
I'll be a good boy and do the laundry. Properly. Promise.
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