On Jenova-style Yo Momma jokes.

May 28, 2006 02:10

Spirit Kadaj: YO MOMMA SO UNIBOOBED SHE GREW TENTACLES TO FEED THE REST oh never mind.

Because Celes and Shannon insisted I post it.

It was better when Celes said it. xD

Edit: Jenova-Jelly.

final fantasy vii: advent children, crack: wtf, lulz: crack, art: post, final fantasy vii: game, shannon: in general, people: celes

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maeveth May 28 2006, 01:57:44 UTC
Yo mamma so well-preserved she fed her babies on formaldehyde.

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peacefulchaos May 28 2006, 02:43:54 UTC
Yo mamma so blue she shits emo poetry.

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rin_o May 28 2006, 04:26:33 UTC
jenova is a bad mommy.

and smalls like that comb gel.

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peacefulchaos May 28 2006, 15:04:24 UTC
Jenova is an amazing mummy.

You're just jealous because you were never tentacle-fed as a child.

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rin_o May 29 2006, 03:13:09 UTC
first, every one of her kids has intamacy issues.

second, the phrase "tentacle-fed" sounds like a trashy hetai site and AAAGGHHHHNASTY!!!

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peacefulchaos May 29 2006, 12:38:42 UTC
Every one of her kids is loved intimately. You can't get much better mothering than that.

And hey, now. Jenova might have done a few stints as a tentacle-double in... certain kinds of movies, but she's put that behind her now! She only uses her tentacles behind locked doors. And sometimes on the subway. On her sons.

... They need the calcium to ensure good, strong teeth and bones.

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celes_grant May 28 2006, 12:04:41 UTC
I MAKE BAD THINGS CUTE HURR HURR :F

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peacefulchaos May 28 2006, 15:03:22 UTC
BUT YOUR ICON MAKES CUTE THINGS BAD ROFFLE ROFFLE 8D

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