Chappy Nine has been shot out of the cannon into beta-land.

MAY IT NEVER RETURN.

*mouthvomits*

Heeee!  Flips and I make the crappest jack-o-lanterns that ever crapped.  Seriously.

( LOOK AT THEM! )

*has the clanging saucepans and glee-face*

Get outta bed, Americaland! I has Dragons kisses for you!

Congratulations. *twirls y'all* Today is the first day of the rest of your lives.

I'll just be over here. *points to Australia*

BEAMING.

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The Dragons has the best friends.  I do.  There aren’t scads and scads of ‘em, because I am a solitary Dragons.  But the ones I have?  They are twenty four carat gold.

J says to me tonight:

I am driving around today and I am wondering why I have this baseline, inexplicable confidence in this huge decision you have just made.  It’s like everyone ( Read more... )