OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW...

[pdragon76]

Round three of the excruciating ladybits lasering done.

*weeps*

Me: You know, the whole time I'm away from here, I think it's really not that bad. And then I get back here and HOLY JESUS FUCK KNIVES OF FIRE. GET THEE BACK FROM MY UNMENTIONABLES, DEVIL LADY.
Technician: *sadface* I know. I'm like every screwed-up ex you just can't stop

Comments

[deangirl1]

OMG!! Is she fucking psychic too??? She scares me!!!!

[pdragon76]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sadly, I think it's more likely the phenomena is simply not limited to my stupid self.

[deangirl1]

Hey! We've ALL been there - anyone who says they've never had an ex that they just couldn't put in the rearview mirror is lying...

But I'm betting she'd be good at getting info out of anyone!

[jesseofthenorth]

See I don't want a stranger even looking at my bits. Never mind lighting them on fire.

[pdragon76]

It's not like she gets out the magnifying glass and holds up score cards.

I'm pretty sure you don't have anything down there that an IPL tech hasn't seen a thousand times before and already got bored of laughing at.

:)

At least, that's what I remind myself before I whip my pants off. \o/

[jesseofthenorth]

Well you just kepp telling yourself that, baby ;)
*snerk

[pdragon76]

I think I've had enough stimulation down there for one day, thanks.

*crosses legs*

I'ma go take a recovery nap.

[amothea]

I don't suppose you're allowed to drink ahead of time??? or take other painkillers?

[pdragon76]

Truth be told, it's so fast it wouldn't even be worth the bother. But Christ on a moped, those two minutes, you know you're alive.

*winces*

It doesn't hurt bad after. Just kind of tender.

[amothea]

It still sounds like it's worth the pain.

[saberivojo]

Again. No way Jose. *looks at neatly trimmed crotch* Yup, I iz just fine.