I Has The Pyramids.

Jun 24, 2010 17:31

It pleases me to refer to my period as The Pyramids, because it allows me to acknowledge it as a Wonder of the Ancient World, but still invokes the general impression that I am strapped to an enormous square boulder, slugging it out up some sheer incline, and getting mercilessly flogged by an Egyptian ( Read more... )

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pdragon76 June 28 2010, 03:55:40 UTC
No copyright. Go right ahead and take it. :D

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lilacsigil June 24 2010, 10:13:44 UTC
Well, thanks for not killing Gillard. Much appreciated! *points you in the general direction of Abbott, Fielding and Heffernan*

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waltzmatildah June 24 2010, 11:18:18 UTC
Word to all of this but... especially...

*points you in the general direction of Abbott, Fielding and Heffernan*

... this!

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pdragon76 June 28 2010, 03:56:58 UTC
Oh, man. Even Abbott's initial public response to her appointment made me want to claw his eyes out with my bare hands.

*is not a very nice person this week*

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deangirl1 June 24 2010, 10:58:15 UTC
I envy you the pyramids. I missed one. Which means it kinda happened and then stalled on the bloated stage - for 6 weeks and counting - with random shiv-killing PMS thrown in periodically....

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pdragon76 June 28 2010, 03:57:36 UTC
Uuuuuuuuum, should you be seeing someone about that?

*concerned face*

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deangirl1 June 28 2010, 04:42:55 UTC
Nah - it's likely peri-menopause + stress + the regamate the idiot vet forces on her mares in the mistaken belief that it helps their heat cycles - you should hear these mares scream - I swear they self-pleasure just looking out the window... Just the march of time likely - this too shall pass...

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kimmer1227 June 24 2010, 11:12:10 UTC
Watch that shiv, young lady!

Does making a homemade shiv out of used razorblades count as recycling? Umm. Good on you....

Yay, Julia!

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pdragon76 June 28 2010, 03:59:11 UTC
Of course, it counts as recycling. What are you, retarded? Using new razors would be irresponsible. But recycling old ones into a weapon of horror and death is a perfectly acceptable way to spend an afternoon.

WHAT?

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saberivojo June 24 2010, 11:41:37 UTC
OMG. The hubs has used that word forevah! Are you and my hubs having a sooper sekrit liaison? 'Cause I would be upset that he would have met you before me. *grumps*

I feel your pain. Really. That whole second paragraph (minus the razor blades) That is how I feel quite often. Far too often. Except, not only do I want to kill the happy people, I want to kill the stupid people too. And there are far too many stupid people around.

*pets you gently to avoid razor blades*

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pdragon76 June 28 2010, 04:03:00 UTC
HA! GO, SABERIVOJO'S HUSBAND. Great minds think alike. Or at least mock things along the same nexus of childish stupidity.

:D

It took me many many years to figure out that if EVERYONE on the planet seemed spontaneously prone to irritating fits of stupidity for one week every month, then maybe it was ME who was the problem.

But I still wants to stabs them. Nonetheless.

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