HOLY SHIT IM DONE! how well is another story... but i made it out alive with hopefully a decent GPA still intact ( Read more... )

Word to the wise, that i just learned. Just don't get involved if someone asks how pretty they are from a scale 1-10. there is no right answer! Why do girls even ask the question! I am staying away from grading girls... Its Just Too Dangerous!

first pictoral use of the shocker.  An 11th century mosaic depicting Christ, Emperor Constantine IX Monomachus and the Empress Zoe

so emily and i are walking home... and this guy on a bike circles arround the building, and then stops right in front of us so that we would have to run into him. he stopps introduces himself, and then asks where we are from. "all he runs into is tourists arround here." we told him we lived here but were not born here, and then started to walk ( Read more... )

A defender of freedom and a champion of mankind, Birdman is a superherowho derives his energy and powers of flight from the Sun. Government ( Read more... )

im on fire, and now i think im ready
to bust a move...

In honor of MLK jr. the chorus is going to sing with the gospel ensemble. my chorus is all white, and the gospel ensemble is all black. and ours is on the left and the Gospel choir is on the right. So there is a blatant segregation line down the stage. Amusingly ironic, we are singing to honor MLK, civilrights movement and desegregated, with 2 ( Read more... )

My leg hurts, b/c i fell. Its depressing b/c i like OWNED myself and i only had a glass of champagne in me (NOT drunk, still fell ( Read more... )

So my mom hands me this sheet about teaching in China, and i was like theres no way i could.... BUT all the job requires is native speaker of English. College degree is nice, and any teaching experience is nice. and they will provide the course ofr "teaching english as a second language" qualifications. and they can find positions for all ( Read more... )

for future reference, if it occurs again. if you are going to take shit out all over the place at least tell me where you are taking it from. that way when i have to clean up after you all, my job is easier! and now i think im gonna have to look all over town for a new cookie pan, YAY! hooray for fun parties!