Is that a meerkat in your pocket?

[pattytempleton]

ASTOUNDING!

MESMERIZING!

WONDER-INDUCING!

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The Frantic Meerkat

Don't even tell me that you wouldn't fork over greenbacks for this:

Comments

[csecooney]

I'd paste it to my front door, so you'd have to confront those conniving little devils every Wednesday night as you ascended my staircase. Oh, yes. Yes, I would. And you would end up in a heap, BEGGING for my knives to enter the corners of your horrified vision and gouge out the goblins there. But I would laugh at you, and place my boot upon your head, and say unto you: "Loathsome whelp, how DARE you test ME!" And then I would send you a thank you note. With cute little maggots wearing Santa Claus hats.