if someone makes my icon a shirt, I will give you 20 dollars.

it must be medium in size, as I will wear it.
it must not be made with fabric paint.

those are the rules.

my keyboard is functioning less than optimally.

Do I feel like a cockhead tonight?

yeah.

but you'll never know why.

hey guess what, fuckers ( Read more... )

so....names for the new bass:

Montgomery
Brunhilde
Trigger

or the new candidate:

+3 Bass of Love

-ring ring ring-

Patrick- yes?
Brian- I need you to do me a favor and pull over and see if you can find my glasses.
Patrick- oh ok, I'm sure they're here as I saw you wearing them.
Brian- Oh wait, they're on my face, god I wish my pubes were blue again.

True story.

This is Patrick ( Read more... )

it has suddenly dawned on me that I am not the only one with a christmas spirit thats on it's last legs ( Read more... )

you are a nut job.

honestly the craziest person I've ever met.

My Cliff Notes of the game tonight ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate

I know wikipedia's validity is at question, but this makes it pretty clear.

Kristy, welcome to Wrongsville. Population: You.