YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

[pattan]

Gin-san?

WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT BOXES CAKE MIX IN THE YOROZUYA?!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE DAMN FOOD?!

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE CAKES. WHAT'S THE SENSE IN THAT?!

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[itsnotzura]

Ah.

He is back on the white stuff.

[itsnotzura]

Until they watch Kintama.

As if I need to be dared.

[pattan]

KINTAMA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

KARAOKE COMPETITION, THEN!

[itsnotzura]

So you deny the connection between rapidly rising crime rates amongst parakeets and the fact that Kintama glamourizes a back-alley lifestyle.

What are the stakes.

[pattan]

YES! HOW THE HELL CAN PARAKEETS EVEN COMMIT CRIMES?!

If I win, you clean the bathroom. What do you want if you win?

[itsnotzura]

Doped up on enough PCP, there is little a parakeet will not do. If only Gintama were canceled! If only a better, more entertaining show were in it's place!

For you to clean the bathroom.

And give Elizabeth her bath.

[pattan]

WHO THE HELL GIVES THEIR PARAKEET ACCESS TO THOSE KINDS OF THINGS?! OUR SHOW IS FINE!

DEAL!

[itsnotzura]

Hn.

I will direct you to the shop in which Elizabeth's favourite shampoo is sold.

[pattan]

That won't be necessary, I'm going to win!

[itsnotzura]

The day I clean that bathroom is the day I forget to detonate the bomb in the Vice Commander's bento box.

[pattan]

So, what are the rules?

Highest total score after four songs?

[itsnotzura]

That seems fair.

A judge would also help in areas machines cannot measure.

[pattan]

We'd need someone completely impartial.

[itsnotzura]

Elizabeth.

[pattan]

THAT'S NOT IMPARTIAL!

[itsnotzura]

Are you calling my dear Elizabeth dishonest.