WE WILL FREEZE

[patronizing]

Our heat is fucked, I blame my mom. When she lived here we always had this battle where I would turn it on and she would turn it off then my stepdad would turn it on and my mom would turn it off. I think she was retarded for a year. Anyhow, now we have no heat upstairs so my sister and Travis slept downstairs. He snored the whole fucking night and

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[contermacious]

You do that.

[patronizing]

KISSSSSSSSSSSY.

[contermacious]

Suck up.

Smooooch.

[apuskwikemart]

Your mom may have been retarted for only a year, but what about you?

[patronizing]

I liked you better in Alaska.

[apuskwikemart]

Must have been the phone calls at four in the morning.

[patronizing]

I miss those.