Someone please explain this to me. I ordered a package three days ago; here's the shipping log:

18 October 2005

Monroe, LA - Origin Scan/Departure Scan
Jackson, MS - Arrival Scan

19 October 2005

Jackson, MS - Departure Scan
Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX - Arrival Scan <-----what? dude, wrong way...Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX - Departure Scan ( Read more... )

1. Harriet Miers takes the bench

2. Roe V Wade gets overturned*

3. Consitution gets amended to hinder rights of Americans, thank you Mr. Bush.

IS IT FASCISM YET??

*Death toll of American women increases due to "bathroom abortions", but hey, at least the coat-hanger business is thriving.

Today, hug the person who makes you laugh the most.

They make everyone else laugh and no one thinks to make them laugh.

Chances are they are the saddest of the lot.

***Your Birthdate: November 16 ( Read more... )

72... what does that mean exactly ( Read more... )

Dr. Schenfield: Well, your biopsy results are in.
Drew: Ok...
Dr. Schenfield: As far as your ankle goes, we can't rule out that it's malignant. Frankly, we need to do another biopsy and take a little more this time.
Drew: Really.
Dr. Schenfield: I know, Andrew. But don't worry; I don't think it's anything too bad.
Drew: Ok...what about the rash ( Read more... )

(Drew enters rehearsal)
Dara: Jesus Christ!
Drew: Well my friends usually call me Drew.
Dara: What?
Drew: What?
Dara: What what?
Drew: Whaaat?
Dara: Which friends?
Drew: Whose friends?
Dara: Your friends?
Drew: My friends?
Dara: Yeah.
Drew: Yeah, what?
Dara: What about your friends?
Drew: What do you mean?
Dara: Wait, what'd you say about your ( Read more... )

Go STATE

Stanton is my mo-fo.

Wolverines are just rats on steroids.

George Bailey, through the help of Clarence, was allowed to see the world if he had never been a part of it, and it was awful. Things were disastrous and polar opposites of what they were when he was in it ( Read more... )

well she didn't call but i did talk to her. :o)