No, but god, I could sure hear them. Well, at least my dad. He sound like someone was beating a moose to death with a baseball bat. I'm quite certain mom just laid there waiting for it to be over. Or thats what told me was the best way to deal with "having to have sex" because "men have needs, yaknow".
No, but once I walked in as my mom was putting in her diaphragm. Icky!!! I quickly shut the door, embarrassed and horrified. A few minutes later, however, she barged into my room and stated - a quote that will haunt me for the rest of my life - "Your father and I are going to have sex...... ..... don't listen."
nope, but I heard them a little once or twice. I also found out that when we were little, once or twice they went at it above us, ever so quietly, while we were watching cartoons, laying under the pullout section of the sofabed they were on. This was told to me during a day where I told my dad the felonies he'd helped me commit, unknowingly :)
What _I_ want to know is why is nearly everyone I've ever asked grossed out by the concept of their parents having sex.
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Sucks to be her.
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Which... omfg..... just... ewwwwww!!!!!
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I also found out that when we were little, once or twice they went at it above us, ever so quietly, while we were watching cartoons, laying under the pullout section of the sofabed they were on.
This was told to me during a day where I told my dad the felonies he'd helped me commit, unknowingly :)
What _I_ want to know is why is nearly everyone I've ever asked grossed out by the concept of their parents having sex.
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