experiment 7 || video/action

Apr 03, 2011 15:24

[Hey there, Vatheon. Nice dinosaurs.

But wait! Woah! Look up there, riding a triceratops! It's Dr. Stein!

His face is totally straight and neutral, totally unbefitting someone riding a fucking triceratops, but there you have it. He rides the beast from the outskirts of town into the forest ( Read more... )

scalpels: weak on dinos, chainsaws: the new scalpel, what the fuck, dude!, stein oh god what are you doing, should you really be doing that, where'd he get the chainsaw, are you even fucking joking right now

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text; timeloops April 3 2011, 21:32:25 UTC
christ on a dinosaur what the hell

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:42:52 UTC
[He's too covered in blood right now to answer with text, so he sets his comm on the ground, turns on the video, and goes about hacking away.]

Hm?

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text; timeloops April 3 2011, 21:50:57 UTC
[He can't change because then you'll see his disgusted face, Stein!!!]

why are you choppin up dinos like some sort of butcher with a dire need to go prehistoric

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:56:50 UTC
[Stein doesn't mind. Means he doesn't have to listen if he doesn't want to.]

For the scientific data. [SPLORCH. Ewwww, guts everywhere.]

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video; vimyridge April 3 2011, 21:44:44 UTC
[He looks absolutely horrified.]

What kind of maniac are you?!

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:50:44 UTC
I'm not a maniac, no. I am a scientist.

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video; vimyridge April 3 2011, 21:52:47 UTC
Mutilating a dinosaur isn't science, Doctor. It's depravity.

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:58:24 UTC
I'm not mutilating it. I'm dissecting it.

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[video] mauvesympathy April 3 2011, 21:45:00 UTC
[euugh why are you his teacher]

Hey, Stein -- uh. Should you... really be doing that?

[okay, so, if Rose and John didn't have you blocked before, there's a good chance you are going to be blocked now. :|!]

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:47:42 UTC
[Whyever would they have blocked him? He hasn't taken a chocobo apart. Yet.]

Hm? [oh hai Soul. Don't mind the blood.]

This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Soul Eater. Of course I should.

[VROOM VROOM SPLORCH]

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[video] mauvesympathy April 3 2011, 21:49:53 UTC
... Y'know, you're pretty lucky there seems to be a lot of'em. I'd bank on the "endangered species" logic, but right now, they don't seem so endangered...

[Except from you, of course.
You know, he'd be really squicked right now if he wasn't used to hack people apart.]

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[video] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 21:54:56 UTC
[Endangered, PAH.]

I dissect endangered species sometimes. It's all about the experience, and the useful scientific data.

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Action colorme_in April 3 2011, 21:51:26 UTC
[Don't mind Namine, she's just chilling in the forest, drawing one of the giant dragonflys.]

[Or maybe you should mind her, because now she's gasping in horror as you mutilate that poor dinosaur.]

What-what are you doing?!

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[action - mind the guts] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 22:01:39 UTC
[He takes a long time to answer, just because that particular bone was hard to get through. He then stops the chainsaw and drops it, pulling out a scalpel and looking back at Namine.]

Dissecting a dinosaur.

[This is said like "what's it look like?".]

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[action - sure ;_;] colorme_in April 3 2011, 22:03:59 UTC
[Namine stands up, shaking and trying not to look at the bleeding corpse.]

B-But it was alive! You killed it!

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[action - poor namine] patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 22:56:17 UTC
... Yes? It wouldn't be a dissection if it was still alive.

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lunateclock April 3 2011, 22:53:24 UTC
[...ah--]

...Are you--

...

Er. ...What are you doing?

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patchworkdoctor April 3 2011, 23:04:25 UTC
[Now that he's delved deeper into his long dead dino friend, he's covered in blood and wielding a scalpel. He leans out of the dino carcass, holding what seems to be a lung.]

Hm?

Oh. Dissecting this dinosaur.

...Would you like to look?

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lunateclock April 4 2011, 22:29:47 UTC
Ah--

[...

...

...

...um. Well. It's kind of a morbid fascination that drives him now. The things he does for his social links]

All right. Where are you?

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patchworkdoctor April 5 2011, 20:53:37 UTC
The forest.

I'm planning on opening a few of the other species. Maybe something in the water. You're welcome to attend those if you'd like to watch them from beginning to end.

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