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[patchgandhi]

I kicked a power plug at work. Not out of anger or anything, just walking and I didn't see it. It punched a huge hole in my big toe. I was surprised to discover I'm made of paper maché filled with jelly. It got a little infected but I cleaned it out and put on a new layer of paper and it's good as new except my shoe doesn't fit anymore.

God I'm

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[jezzbug]

me too.

and wait.. so like it was just the plug? not in the wall but just on the floor? Was it a 3 prong? cause those don't hurt as much when you step on em i do'nt think. lol. i haven't had jelly in a long time.