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[pastaintthrough]

...Who the hell BROKE INTO MY OFFICE AND STOLE MY MONOPOLY BOARD?

[Screened || Tony Stark || Unhackable]

Giant lizard.

I want it.

Please.

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Comments

[wrldendswithwho]

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

[pastaintthrough]

Oh fuck you kid. This is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[wrldendswithwho]

Oh, lighten up. What could be serious about a common household board game?

[pastaintthrough]

Because it's mine.

[000013_kon]

Someone did what? Geez, what is with this place?

First the tomatoes, then someone stole your monopoly board and I've even been beaten to the obvious joke.

[pastaintthrough]

Seriously. Babe.

Not a good time.

[heregoesnomercy]

I swear it wasn't me. I've got better things to worry about. ...Why would anyone want to steal a board game?

[pastaintthrough]

Because they're a GODDAMN BASTARD.

And dude. You can't even tie your shoes diabolically, let alone steal a board game.

[yippity_yay]

A thief, perhaps?

[pastaintthrough]

No. Shit.

[yippity_yay]

Whaddaya going to do?

[pastaintthrough]

Bust someone's head in.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

He'll be in your office by the hour.

If not... um, re-contact me. Because something went horribly wrong.

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[pastaintthrough]

...

What. Happened.

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[yeah_i_can_fly]

I said if!

If he didn't make it... You're kidding me, right?

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[pastaintthrough]

Dude! Don't scare me like that.

Why the hell wouldn't he make it?