Title: Mermadia Falcon
Author: Alsike
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: X-men/Criminal Minds... With Mermaids. Film Noir Mermaids.
Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid.
Word Count: 4252
Prompt: Seriously, Vampires or Mermaids? Mermaids, definitely.
Apologies: This probably could be better, but as I need to focus on the paper from hell now, I am going to mark this finished. I probably shouldn't have let my babysitting charges help with the plot, but they wanted to. I also wrote nearly all of this while babysitting, which may account for quality. (I have illustrations by the 7 year old!) (I may have to play this story with Barbies on Thursday. We got them all dressed for it today. I believe the sex will be excised. If so, I'm not totally sure what's left. O.o)
Notes:
Mermaids are mammals. They have mammaries, they thus must be mammals. And my mermaids are generally dolphin based. I.e. dorsal fins and prehensile labia included. And gatling torpedo guns, duh. The society that they live in is also dolphin based, except for the parts that are bad detective story based.
(
It was never easy, being a mermaid in a merman's world. )