WHO reports that there’s no sign of obesity in North Koreans. No, this is not an Onion article. They’re fucking serious.
“North Korea -- which does not allow its citizens to leave the country -- has no shortage of doctors and nurses, in contrast to other developing countries where skilled healthcare workers often emigrate, she said.”
Because fleeing tyranny is bad for healthcare. Or is it that slaves make the best doctors? What? This article tells you everything you need to know about the universal healthcare mindset.
For those who don’t know, the World Health Organization contends that America’s health care is worse than everyone else’s, not because it isn’t good, but because it isn’t free (wasn’t free). Never mind that Kim Jong-iI feeds his people treebark, professes he is a living god, and is the warden of the biggest fucking prison in the world.
No.
But it’s socialistic enough.
I’m sure their 1944 report on the Auschwitz death camp would be something along the lines of, “No obesity found, and the lines to the showers are short.”