So what would you make of this...

[pascual_del_mar]

driving in this morning i saw the following bumber sticker on the minivan in front of me...

"FAT people are hard to kidnap"

What do you say to that?

Comments

"I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterodactyl...."

[nazrynn]

I believe I have seen that one before. That's right up there with the pink ribbon magnet that reads: "Save the Ta-Tas".

I prefer the ribbon, to the bumper sticker. :)

Re: "I can make a hat, I can make a brooch, I can make a pterodactyl...."

[donastraya]

if you ever see one of those 'save the ta-tas' I want it!!

[greenness]

I say that means that kidnappers aren't creative enough.

Exactly

[ferriludant]

How does the old saying go? "You catch more flies with cake and pizza than with handcuffs"

[fencerm2]

Well it really depends on the actual level of fat person involved. I mean, you have the standard Obese American...which means that pretty much EVERYONE in this country these days is hard to kidnap, by the logic of the bumper sticker...

...But if we're talking about the under 6 foot 300+ pound FAT people...yeah. I mean, that involves a lot of planning, and effort, just to move them...

I guess I have to conditionally agree with that statement.

[donastraya]

hey, that was going to be my response! :-D

[maccuswell]

But they're so worth it if you marinade them right.