I think I have the flu :(

[pas_un_elephant]

But!

1. Stupid question: if Brian Joubert

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[pas_un_elephant]

Brian et al. need to get laid first. I'm pretty sure Brian would eat Patrick Kane alive. Needs to be someone older. Plus Patty is saving his ass for magical ice dancer sex (he'll be waiting a long time - it's been established that all ice dancers are way out of his league XD Maybe one of the ladies will take pity and peg him (does that work as a phrase? It's pegging, so you get... pegged?)).

[pas_un_elephant]

It's frustrating me! I'm sort of thinking Feds, maybe?

Re: Kane - I'm tempted to stick him with one of the Russian teams. Crosby already has "dibs" on the top Canadian team :P

[antumbral]

Re: your Joubert question. The first person who comes to mind is Parise, who seems like the right brand of goofy, sunshiny pretty-boy. Alternately (and the more I think about it, the more I like this idea) I could see him getting into a drunken self-pitying threesome with Foppa and King (Forsberg and Lundqvist). Actually, the more I think about that last one, the more I... um. Hm. I'll be in my bunk.

[pas_un_elephant]

Forsberg + Lundqvist + Brian OMGOMGOMG

*dies*

I think I can work with this XD (or you can write it... *nudge, nudge*)

Parise would be more emotionally healthy for Brian, but I can't see Brian going for an American. Also, too much sunniness - Brian doesn't want that sort of sympathy XD

[savvyfan]

I think putting him with Russians or Swedes or whatever would be much more interesting than Americans or Canadians. Just my .02. :-)

[pas_un_elephant]

I agree with you, plus I'm pretty sure Brian would never be so crass as to fuck Americans XD

Also: *waves hi at Zee's abs*