Side Story 1 || It's prom night, I like his stare

[partytoastess]

  [ A - Outside Your House! ]
[ Good morning Mayfield resident! At an appropriate hour (or inappropriate if you're still sleeping at midday). You'll hear obnoxious knocking on your door, or maybe Nena already kicked it open. But there, she'll be wearing the shortest short shorts and a thin tank-top, both pink and red striped. However, she's also

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[strike_you_out]

[Oh. It's you.

Slugger blocks the doorway.]

What.

[partytoastess]

Vote for Nena for Prom Queen, please! She'll give you cupcakes in return~!

[ how can you say no to this face that nearly tried to kill you??? :D ]

[iheartcabbage]

...Can we just give him all of the cupcakes? We've already been to a million houses, nobody is buying this.

It's probably this stupid ass outfit. The hell is wrong with you?

[strike_you_out]

I'll think about it.

[Screw that and your face, crazy duck lady.

Now then, hand him over one or all of the cupcakes. Reeeaches...]

[partytoastess]

Uh nuh nuh!!

[ She leaps back a bit ]

Promise to vote for Nena and she'll give you two!

[ yes yes yes you'll be lowered by her push up bra and the frosting and the cupcakes and the everything ;u; ]

[iheartcabbage]

[Just... facepalming.]

We've got like twenty more boxes. You can spare one.

[strike_you_out]

I'll do it for three.

[partytoastess]

[ Without even a second though, Nena hands you five. ]

There you go, Slugger! Thank you so much!

[ She now will try to hug him really really really really closely ]

[iheartcabbage]

[Whistle, looking away.]

[strike_you_out]

[All he wanted was a cupcake, Nena. Must you nearly suffocate him with your cleavage?

...

Also, must you be so strong? Squirm!]

[partytoastess]

[ not noticing. B)

Slugger you can writhe all you want but you're not getting your way out of this ]

[iheartcabbage]

[Poor kid is starting to look a little blue in the face. You might want to let up, Nena!

Or maybe Adachi will just sneak away. That works, too.]

[strike_you_out]

[Good idea, man-in-blinding-colors.

The moment rational thought returns to him, Slugger vanishes from Nena's arms and has presumably retreated into the safety of his house where he will eat his half-smashed cupcakes and try to recover from this traumatic experience.]

[partytoastess]

C'mon Adachi! Let's go! Another customer awaits!

[ walking off into the middle of street.

pray all you like, no bus would dare to hit her! ]