1!!!
( action!!! 726 anderson lane!!! )
[When Pinkie Pie wakes up at 726 Anderson Lane, she finds herself rather indignant over the fact that she's in a dog house of all places with a collar around her neck (which reads 'Pinkie Pie' when she yanks it off) and an overloaded food bowl full of unidentified, unappetizing brown glop.]
This isn't funny at all! I don't even get the punchline! I mean, this wasn't even where I went to bed last night...
[Oh well. SHE GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS AND A... Wait, Pinkie's too Pinkie for problems. The next thing she does is shrug it off.] Oh, well! I bet it'll be really funny if I figure out the joke! [Once she's got the collar off and has wiggled her way out of the doghouse, Pinkie begins bouncing around, inspecting her surroundings. She seems to be in someone's yard! And there's kind of a funny-looking house here... Don't mind her just wedging her way in, okay. The Nigma family will find her bouncing her way through the house.]
( action!!! around mayfield!!! )
[WOW WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THESE... THINGS.
Everywhere Pinkie goes, bipedal creatures with no hair at all except for their manes (and no tails! No tails!!!) are everywhere. She's never seen anything like them before! Their eyes are on the fronts of their heads, and they've got weird wiggly feelers on the ends of their arms. Pinkie can't possibly imagine what those would be used for! And they're not nearly as colorful as ponies, and if they've got cutie marks, they must not be very nice ones because everyone she sees has their flanks covered up by clothes.
So don't mind Pinkie. If your character is human in appearance, she's standing there, gawking at them, slack-jawed and wide-eyed. And once she catches your attention:]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!
( phone!!! )
[So after she's figured things out a little, it's back to the phones!]
Ohhhhhh my gosh are you listening? Is everypony listening? Helloooooo? Who's this? Haha! Just kidding~! Isn't that silly! Gosh, when you normally call someone you already know who you're talking to, right? Because why else would you call them! That'd just be super-duper silly! It's not like you just pick up the phone and punch a bunch of random numbers hoping it'll be the right one! But this is totally different, so I haven't got any idea! I hear you can talk to everypony like this and so I wanted to try it out! It's working, right? Hi? Hiiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new to Mayfield!! You know, actually, I'm pretty sure there's a Moofield in Equestria... They make milk! But I've never-ever been anywhere like this before and it's really, really exciting! I come from Ponyville but we don't have any squishy looking creatures like you there. We all walk on four legs and it's really amazing that you can all manage two, kind of like Spike or maybe a kangaroo! How do you balance? You're all very long and gosh I really wonder how you don't just keel over? It's amazing!! Can someone teach me too?!
Isn't this going to be an awfully crowded conversation, though? We'll have to take turns! Oh, but how do we decide on an order? Oh, oh, oh, let me think-- alright, everypony call out a number! -No, no, wait! That'd be way too chaotic. Maybe I should call again? One by one? Oh, but- but--
You know what this is like?! A party!! A party that takes place on the phone!! With everypony in one place like this I mean can't you just see it? Or, um- hear it, I guess! Should I go put some music on? Okay, I will! Wait for me!
...Why isn't anyone else saying anything?
[When Pinkie Pie wakes up at 726 Anderson Lane, she finds herself rather indignant over the fact that she's in a dog house of all places with a collar around her neck (which reads 'Pinkie Pie' when she yanks it off) and an overloaded food bowl full of unidentified, unappetizing brown glop.]
This isn't funny at all! I don't even get the punchline! I mean, this wasn't even where I went to bed last night...
[Oh well. SHE GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS AND A... Wait, Pinkie's too Pinkie for problems. The next thing she does is shrug it off.] Oh, well! I bet it'll be really funny if I figure out the joke! [Once she's got the collar off and has wiggled her way out of the doghouse, Pinkie begins bouncing around, inspecting her surroundings. She seems to be in someone's yard! And there's kind of a funny-looking house here... Don't mind her just wedging her way in, okay. The Nigma family will find her bouncing her way through the house.]
( action!!! around mayfield!!! )
[WOW WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THESE... THINGS.
Everywhere Pinkie goes, bipedal creatures with no hair at all except for their manes (and no tails! No tails!!!) are everywhere. She's never seen anything like them before! Their eyes are on the fronts of their heads, and they've got weird wiggly feelers on the ends of their arms. Pinkie can't possibly imagine what those would be used for! And they're not nearly as colorful as ponies, and if they've got cutie marks, they must not be very nice ones because everyone she sees has their flanks covered up by clothes.
So don't mind Pinkie. If your character is human in appearance, she's standing there, gawking at them, slack-jawed and wide-eyed. And once she catches your attention:]
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!
( phone!!! )
[So after she's figured things out a little, it's back to the phones!]
Ohhhhhh my gosh are you listening? Is everypony listening? Helloooooo? Who's this? Haha! Just kidding~! Isn't that silly! Gosh, when you normally call someone you already know who you're talking to, right? Because why else would you call them! That'd just be super-duper silly! It's not like you just pick up the phone and punch a bunch of random numbers hoping it'll be the right one! But this is totally different, so I haven't got any idea! I hear you can talk to everypony like this and so I wanted to try it out! It's working, right? Hi? Hiiiiiiiiiii!
My name is Pinkie Pie and I'm new to Mayfield!! You know, actually, I'm pretty sure there's a Moofield in Equestria... They make milk! But I've never-ever been anywhere like this before and it's really, really exciting! I come from Ponyville but we don't have any squishy looking creatures like you there. We all walk on four legs and it's really amazing that you can all manage two, kind of like Spike or maybe a kangaroo! How do you balance? You're all very long and gosh I really wonder how you don't just keel over? It's amazing!! Can someone teach me too?!
Isn't this going to be an awfully crowded conversation, though? We'll have to take turns! Oh, but how do we decide on an order? Oh, oh, oh, let me think-- alright, everypony call out a number! -No, no, wait! That'd be way too chaotic. Maybe I should call again? One by one? Oh, but- but--
You know what this is like?! A party!! A party that takes place on the phone!! With everypony in one place like this I mean can't you just see it? Or, um- hear it, I guess! Should I go put some music on? Okay, I will! Wait for me!
...Why isn't anyone else saying anything?