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[partypanda]

I hate it when people treat me like a child whom needs to be protected.  I've seen more shit in my life than you have, asshat, so just stop feeding me bullshit and tell me what's going on.  Not telling me upsets me far more than if you would just tell me.  And most definitely don't tell me that you know something that i want to know, and then not

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[anonymous]

Alright, Alright. I'm sorry, I thought I was protecting you. But, I guess I'll just come out with it by telling you gently over livejournal that I am, in fact, pregnant with your child. Don't ask how or why, but just thank God for this blessing. It's name is going to be Bobbie McNelly-Byrne. I'll get back to you about child support.

-Love, your one night (margarita) stand.

[mudgieudgie]

That was me. not JC. haha!

[partypanda]

That would have been a little awkward if that was JC.

And seriously, Bobbie?! Can't we do something cooler like... Bartholomew? Or Kingoftheworld?

[anonymous]

I know... I know... It was a moment of non-creativity. and... unisex**, apparently.

Perhaps I'll allow the paperwork to uhm go through on "Kingoftheworld" -- we might wanna go to a less conservative state, first, though (for the fact that our kid would be likened to Jesus, but I guess also the fact that somehow we had a kid... huh.)

**when re-reading this I realized I put "unisex" in, even though I know that's referred to like.. little kids bikes and clothing. "The kid can ride whatever gender it likes!" Instead we'll go with intersexed, transgendered, transexual, or off the gender scale, or any other gender (or non-gendered) issue our child might have. because while I'm open to other people's sexual identities and birth gendered, I'm closed minded enough not to mingle bikes and sexuality.

[somaustralis]

I sent you something but you really don't want to know what it is.

[mudgieudgie]

feces basket?