Comments | parsleypaisley: postscript

parsleypaisley

postscript

Mar 06, 2007 11:31

( induction )

Comments 7

lilmissanthropy March 6 2007, 22:06:03 UTC

My daughter has only met her biological father a handful of times ( ... )

parsleypaisley March 7 2007, 22:02:27 UTC

thanks for all of your love and support. it is most certainly appreciated ( ... )

And now for the REALLY important stuff!! lilmissanthropy March 6 2007, 22:12:46 UTC

Ways to induce labor naturally ( ... )

ethangrim March 6 2007, 23:12:28 UTC

awww, I'm sorry you got it so bad right now.
it may not be as fun as getting the stuff the old-fashioned way

and there's always castor oil.
this seems to really upset some of the preggyfied as a suggestion
as their doctors always disagree.
old wives tale or not,
I have known three women try this
+ they were baby-free within 48 hours.

and if it works,
you can name the baby "Ethan"...

parsleypaisley March 7 2007, 21:52:36 UTC

haha- castor oil! i actually have some. but then i started reading about it, and about 50 percent of ladies who've tried it said it's awful, harsh stuff and they end up shitting all over the place. heh. i think things will be messy enough without that added bodily element!

vase_of_acid March 7 2007, 03:07:27 UTC

What a jerk, indeed.

You're the mama. You hauled that babygirl around for 9 months, you should get to decide while you still can... that pieces of shit don't get to experience the awesomeness of your little lady.

parsleypaisley March 7 2007, 21:53:42 UTC

hallelujah!