The One Where They Get Turned Into Penguins (House, House/Wilson)

[thedeadparrot]

Title: The One Where They Get Turned Into Penguins
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word count: 2,552
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack, penguins, the trio in charge of the department
Summary: House and Wilson get turned into penguins.
Notes: My apologies to the SGA fandom for stealing their crack. And to Linus Torvalds for stealing one of his lines.

Comments

[petrichor_fizz]

GAY PENGUINS!!!

[petrichor_fizz]

Oh, um, also:

The differential was genius.
Wilson's candy stash is genius.
You are a genius.
Gay penguins.

[thedeadparrot]

Seriously. I mean, gay penguins. Does it get any better than that?

And yay! Thanks.

[demonqueen666]

Okay, I love the thing about House doing a Wikipedia search and repeatedly ending up on dirty articles. If I had a nickel for every time I wound up doing the random articles link chase on that site...

House had seen March of the Penguins. He knew what they looked like.

"Nah," Foreman replied. "Penguins are cool."

Chase wanted to call it 'penguinitis', but he was vetoed by pretty much everyone ever

House would honk really loudly when they did something really wrong, and Wilson would honk really loudly whenever it was obviously cancer.

PRESS THIS IF THE MORONS PRESSED THE OTHER BUTTON

*gigglefit* I love your crack.

[thedeadparrot]

I actually have to admit that I did not find all of those articles myself. I heard about them from other sources and could not help myself.

And thanks! I'm glad my crack amuses.

... I think that was supposed to sound less dirty.

[topaz_eyes]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Mmmm, that was some good fish crack served up there... (pats tummy)

[thedeadparrot]

Contented penguins are full of herring! And tuna!

I'm glad you enjoyed.

[daisylily]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious and wonderful! Is there a nod in there to The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Favourite line (tough choice):

He wasn't as preachy as he was as a human, which House thought was a big plus, though he did have a tendency to honk really loudly whenever he thought House was popping too many Vicodin at once.

[thedeadparrot]

If I did reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it was unintentional, though I do love the book(s) so.

And yes! penguin!Wilson does not approve of House's self-destructive behavior.

[kalimyre]

Hee! See, I always suspected that SGA and House would commingle with a weird sort of rightness. (I totally imagined Rodney writing the warnings on the boxes.) I especially loved the bit about Chase's sex life. *g*

[thedeadparrot]

Haha! If Rodney did come across those boxes, that is totally what he would write. I have a hard time imagining a good House/SGA crossover, though, without all the crack, since the shows are very different.

And yes. Chase has a really freaky sex life. Like you wouldn't believe.