Branded to Kill

[parma_violets]

Unfortunately, Russell Brand is famous. Precisely how and why this has happened remains a mystery, but he is. So I think the best we can hope for is a few more stories like this one. Several outcomes present themselves, all of which are more entertaining than listening to him attempting comedy

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[baron_scarpia]

I was going to do a post on Mr Brand today, as the newspapers have announced that a group of idiots have voted him the most stylish man alive.

I take this as one more indication that our reality is merging with that of Bizarro World.

As for these allegations, I simply couldn't give a rat's arse over his ultimate fate. That sounds dreadfully contemptuous, but then the love child of Mother Teresa and Mahatma Gandhi wouldn't be bothered.

[parma_violets]

I think the greatest single charitable act Bob Geldof has ever performed was calling Russell Brand a cunt at the NME Awards. Apparently Brand replied by whining about how he once had a drug habit; his default setting.