I Think I've Found The Worst Film Of 2007 Already

[parma_violets]

This is just going to be a UK Boondock Saints, isn't it? By which I mean, a mean-spirited, shallow, bigoted, smug, vicarious, fraudulent, barely two-dimensional attempt to get the public to think vigilantes are top folks.

Directed by Nick Love, who can be heard on a The Business commentary track near you whining like a little baby about how evil

Comments

[baron_scarpia]

'The first maddening thing about it is that it’s based on a complete logical fallacy - that someone can kill a man in a responsible and moral way.'

It's always so nice when someone actually says this out loud. Seriously.

[parma_violets]

I think we should strap Nick Love into that machine from A Clockwork Orange and make him watch A History of Violence, Dead Man's Shoes and The Duchess of Malfi. Then shoot him, because I never claimed to be a responsible or moral person.

[parma_violets]

Indeed.

[londonkds]

SHOOT SOCIAL WORKERS FOR BONUS POINTS?

White phosphorus. Face. Now.

[parma_violets]

I think you're just jealous because you're doing useless shit like, oh, I don't know, getting off your arse and helping people, rather than sitting back like a contemptibly smug cretin, belching tabloid soundbites and pretending to be "making an important contribution to the debate".

Nick Love also directed The Football Factory. I wonder if football hooligans would also be targets of his dream vendetta, or are they examples of cool and fun violence and vandalism?

[parma_violets]

I'd love it if someone hacked it to say "If you've read this page and you still want to see the movie, kill yourself before you breed and pass your useless genes on."